This Guy
In World War II Frank joined the war on the side of France, however due to a clerical error he mistakenly invaded the beaches of Ireland on June 6th 1944. After confirming that he was not in fact on the beaches of Normandy, he spent the next ten years adding his expertise to the Guinness brewing process, making the beer what it is today. However he was exiled from the country before he revealed his idea for making the famous beer not suck outside of Ireland. It is still debated as to why he was forced to leave, but I have managed to narrow the reasons down to two possibilities.
He was either arrested for revealing himself to the captain of the English garrison's daughter;
Or in the famous Irish celebratory feast of 1953, he drunkenly relieved himself in the beer of a high ranking official in the IRA
I will continue to enlighten the world on the greatness of Frank LaPorte, perhaps the most accomplished and interesting man to be alive today.
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