Sponges are Scary!: February 2011

Friday, February 25, 2011

To all them doubters

WTF mate, why you hating on me all the time. Give me some support c'mon, c'mon!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

This Guy

In World War II Frank joined the war on the side of France, however due to a clerical error he mistakenly invaded the beaches of Ireland on June 6th 1944. After confirming that he was not in fact on the beaches of Normandy, he spent the next ten years adding his expertise to the Guinness brewing process, making the beer what it is today. However he was exiled from the country before he revealed his idea for making the famous beer not suck outside of Ireland. It is still debated as to why he was forced to leave, but I have managed to narrow the reasons down to two possibilities.

He was either arrested for revealing himself to the captain of the English garrison's daughter;

Or in the famous Irish celebratory feast of 1953, he drunkenly relieved himself in the beer of a high ranking official in the IRA

I will continue to enlighten the world on the greatness of Frank LaPorte, perhaps the most accomplished and interesting man to be alive today.

YouTube - Waterfall

Holy SHEEEEEEYYYYEEEETTTTT!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

In the words of Frank LaPorte

<--- Frank LaPorte

This is a great man, he has said some really inspiring things and his words are words to live by. For instance,

"The time to strike is now, but the time to wait has to pass first."
-Frank LaPorte, June 12, 1997 at the United Nations building in NY